Monday, April 28, 2008

Poor, Bloody Clea

One of the loveliest things about Montreal is that you can drink in the park.
(I think it's actually illegal but they don't care.)
And one of the loveliest beers of all is Hoegaarden.
One of the loveliest things about it is not that it is not a twist-off.
Because one of the loveliest things about twist-off's is that this won't happen to you since you won't be trying to open your beer with a key:You know what?
I want to be "the guy" with the bottle opener key-chain.
I'm shameless like that.

Note: This story was purposely written "all fucked up". For a less idiot version, please visit Clea's blog by clicking on the "Change is Good" link found on the menu on the right.

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