Monday, December 14, 2009

The Best Club on Earth

I forgot to tell some of you's that I got another job that pays no money and I love it!
I still have my Sid Lee job, but I'm also officially the head writer of the Underdog Club.
If you don't click on that link you're a loser.
I basically get to write about old, ugly and unpopular dogs. These dogs are homeless and currently being fostered by nice people around the city so we basically promote them and create fun events where we bring the dogs together in one place so people can meet them and then hopefully adopt them. We have a gallery space where all this fun happens. Sadly, we ain't got the funds to pay for the space so we may be losing it soon. Then we'll be the homeless ones. If you want to dish out some little or big bucks, go to the site. And thanks.
Yesterday, Colin, Nicole and I took Katie and Doug to the "Did Somebody Say Cheese?" event to get Holiday portraits taken in exchange for a donation.
Look at how adorably amazing they turned out while secretly thinking about how much you wish Doug and Katie were your dogs. More here.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Jayne's Desktop

She knows what's up.

Today's Lunch

This is your Cultural Opportunity

Hey assholes.
Come to my first-ever art exhibit tonight.
I'll be displaying a little tribute to Roscoe's.
JK, Vince, and Maura will also be showing their stuff.
7-10pm at Creative Boost. 279 Sherbrooke West, #315

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tradition, Tra-di-tion!

Every year (this is the 2nd time) Nicole and I bake and decorate Gingerbread cookies.
They came out way more delicious this year. But not as cool.

Except for this one. Which I made not knowing Colin had those exact socks. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Monday, December 7, 2009

The Family

My Mom sent me this.
So I made this.
I want it on a t-shirt.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

They've Arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they're just as glorious on my feet as they were on the screen.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sleepy Sissy

My mom just e-mailed me this picture of my sister.
I bet she's having really beautiful dreams.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Father and Son

That's really all.
PS- I love you.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

MySpace. Not yours. Mine.

I just logged into MySpace after about 2 years.
CRAZY things have happened since then.
Actually, not really.
But my profile page is just as awesome as before.
PS: Spencer's!!!!!!!
PPS: I love you.

Smaller is Better

When you get hired as a designer at 123Klan, this is part of your job.
That's the kind of place I'd like to work at one day.
Felicitocianos a el familio 123 Klandestinos!

How to Keep Peeps Away

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Such a Faux Pas-ckage!

Yesterday at work, Gay-F received a record he ordered from some company in Gainesville, Florida. Since Dan lived there for like 6 years, we thought it would be funny to make him think it was for him. And since he decided to go for like a two hour lunch yesterday, we had plenty of time to make it happen.For some obnoxious reason, both Gay-F and Dan got the world's most serious phonecalls when Dan finally began to open it so I was left to giggle like a fool all by myself.
Dan examined it for like an hour before opening it. He looked very confused.
Oh wait, he always looks liek that! Burrrrrn.When Dan saw what it was, he giggled.
But not even out loud so the person on the phone wouldn't hear.
It was somehow pretty lame but awesome at the same time.
Hey Reader, I Love You.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Can I borrow a tomato?

Luca brought me the best fucking wallet from the Big Apple!

No, not that one...

This one!

Thursday, November 5, 2009


Ping-Pong anyone?

Janina got me this mini ping-pong set!
How good would I look playing mini ping-pong with my MAXI watch?
This good:

Swatch of the Day

Look-a what Luca got in New York!
It would look so much nicer on my wrist than on his wall.
I'm so jealous I could go to his house in the middle of the night and steal it right after I sit down in his kitchen and eat all his cookies. And once I have it in my hands, I would watch him creepily while he sleeps just to keep the audience on the edge of their seats, thinking that he'll wake up any second and catch me int he act. But I don't know where he lives.

Monday, November 2, 2009

I can't wait for my boobs to touch Lil Wayne's Face

I got a pretty sa-weet new shirt, courtesy of RJ, aka the coolest Hollywoodian (Florida, duh).
I've decided to wear this temporary tear drop tattoo all day long to go with the theme.
Thanks Laura Kim Jong Il, aka the coolest North Korean, for delivering it to me so safely and smelling like kimchee.
Just Joshin Ya! It actually smells like calbi.
Beeteedubs, did I ever tell you about the time my friend and I spent the entire flight from Arkansas to Florida sitting next to Lil Wayne and making him prove to us that he was in fact the guy in the album cover I was holding in my hand?
This was like 10 years ago. I think the album was "Tha Block is Hot" and I had no idea who he was. Another girl who loved him was also on the trip with us and had told us.
I remember asking him things like "If this is really you, then why aren't you in first class?" and "There's no tear drop tattoo in this picture".
(He said he got a last minute flight and he got the tattoo after.)
I still didn't believe him so I reached over and touched his "fur" coat (which he wore throughout the entire flight) and said "This isn't even real".
I think he found the entire ordeal pretty entertaining. I mean who wouldn't think that's the most fun in the world?
PS- I was a fat kid.

Moustard on my Foot

I just customized and then ordered the most incredible shoes in the world.
There's not much more to say about it.
And I thought I already had the coolest shoes on today. Pffff.

**********UPDATE: I customized the shoes on***********

Monday, October 26, 2009

Merci Mami!!!!!!!!

I just got a thousand lb. package from Jeremy's grannie, auntie, and parentals.
It's filled with cheese, chocolate, cheese, chocolate, cheese, and chocolate.
Soon, I too will be a thousand lbs.
And it'll have been worth every bite.
I was so excited opening it, I sliced my finger open with the scissors.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Miranda Nature Camp

I'm going to France this winter.
Doug's too fat to come along so that's not an option.
I remember hearing about "Miranda Nature Camp" when Butt left Leroy there while on vacation a while back.
MNC was born and has since gained quite a following from the canine community.
If you've read this blog before you know the Miranda's are one of the coolest family's on this here planet. They have chickens, hello. Earth to you.
You can probably imagine how magical this place is.
Actually, you don't need to, here's a picture from the summer '08 session of Leroy enjoying the facilities.As you probably guessed by now, Douglas Yancey Funnie will be attending the Winter 09-10 session. He was accepted after the following e-mail registration exchange took place.
(MNC is in blue, I'm in italic)

Greetings Ms. Ghersi!

MNC staff had its final camper admissions meeting last night and we would like to officially invite Douglas Yancey to camp for the Winter 09/10 season. We know he will be a great asset to our already prestigious roster. Not to toot our own horn, but we have had some very special campers in the past (Walker T. and Leroy Kaplan just to name a few) so you should feel extremely proud of your son. The following are rules and procedures we have established to ensure a fun and safe season at Miranda Nature Camp.

Wow. I'm delighted to receive such a thorough response.
It is already clear that Doug is going to have an amazing time there
I've heard plenty of dogs raving* about MNC up here in Montreal!
I see what all the pupfuss is about now

Here is the information requested:

1. Please send your camper with:
a. his favorite toy from home
b. a picture of his mother and/or father
c. his favorite food

To be provided

2. Please provide a list of non-standard food items that your camper CANNOT consume. We take field trips to a canine bakery and we must ensure food safety among our campers.

Chocolate, excessive amounts of dairy, rodents, rabid animals, other people's lunch

3. Please provide us with your address (email or postal service) so that you may receives letters from your camper as well as the PawPad (our MNC weekly bulletin).

mailing address:

4. Please answer "He loves 'em!" to the following question:
-How does your camper feel about chickens?

He loves "em! Especially roasted.

5. Food packages are unnecessary, though they are allowed. Campers will visit the canteen twice per week where they may purchase both food and toy items.

You don't say!

6. Please send your camper with a carrier for train trips into New York City.

Um, OK. Does he have to be able to fit in this carrier? That may be a problem.

7. If your camper is prone to vomiting when he plays too hard, that's not cool. But as our oldest camper, Chief, is prone to pooing all over camp grounds during thunderstorms, Manny, our head boys counselor, doubles as clean-up crew and will also mop up vomit. However, after two such occurrences, we do not clean the vomit and instead require the camper to eat it for dinner, thus ensuring his understanding of the crime=punishment procedure.

I'm down with your policy and I'm sure Douglas will be too. He's a big fan of vomiting and then eating it. He likes it so much he purposely plays too hard until he pukes and can enjoy his meal all over again.

We are pleased to have Douglas at camp this season and can't wait to see him again/meet him! Please provide us with your complete itinerary when it is available.

Love you!
Paula, John, and Jayne Miranda
Miranda Nature Camp Staff

Once again, Thank so very much for providing such a wonderful service.
You have no idea what a relief it is to know that Douglas will be in good hands and enjoying his winter vacation.
I've already told Douglas about it and he simply can't contain his excitement.
In fact he's already started practicing his camper skills.
I've attached some pictures to show you.
Thanks again.

Jessica Ghersi
Proud Camp Mom