Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Swatch of the Day

Thanks to my Butt and Jenni for this awesome Swatch I've been eyeing for a couple years now. I just discovered that three of the cheese holes are actually perforated!
And it smells like real cheese! Actually I made that second part up.
On a related and also really sad note, the co-founder/CEO of Swatch, Nicolas Hayek, died today. I find it strange/appropriate that I happen to be wearing a new Swatch on this day. Especially since it's been so long since the last time. Let this be my tribute to Nicolas. R.I.P.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Ellen thinks she knows my phone number.

She sent me a text message.
When I didn't respond, she sent me another one.
Finally, she got this.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Hanging out at home

I shoved Doug in a basket.
You're welcome.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Just Us Girls

Doug was far away for a really long time and it was the worst.
But let's not talk about that.
He's here now and I love him.
Wanna know why?
Because he does things like this.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

I have a job now.
I can stop being depressed and blog again.
Actually I was never depressed, being unemployed ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules.
But now I have an actual office to go to, and a laptop, and a fancy office chair.
I'm farting in it right now.