Friday, May 29, 2009

The Daily Puppy loves Doug

Look what I found on the Daily Puppy blog.Users are encouraged to write a caption for the featured picture of the week.
These two were my favorites:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Go on and change the language to French where it says:
" offered in: francais."
You'll be glad you did.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Doug Park

French Bulldogs don't do so well in harsh weather conditions.
Because of their flat faces, they have shorter breathing systems and therefore less possibility of cooling the air which they draw into their bodies. And since dogs don't sweat, all they can do to release body heat is pant. So it's pretty easy for them to get heat stroke.

All this makes me nervous for the summer.
Lindsay and I took Doug to the dog park yesterday. It wasn't even that hot and he was panting before we even got there.
He wasn't as excited as he usually is when he sees other dogs. He went straight for the shade.Eventually, when he couldn't resist anymore, he got up an joined in the fun.
It took him a second to find it. But he did.It was too much fun actually.
As I was bragging to some lady about how awesome French Bulldogs are, Doug ran to me as a 3-second-long stream of white puke flowed from his smiling mouth.
Time to go home.We almost didn't make it.
I carried him part of the way.
And he lived happily ever after watching TV with his uncle.PS- Do you know any vets in Montreal who specialize in French Bulldogs?

Keep 'em out for the little treasures...

My latest acquisition is this ECO-LINE kids backpack.
It's blue, it's sweet and it was $3.99.
That's Canadian.If you wanna be as cool as me, get it at your local Pharmaprix.

Friday, May 22, 2009


Last night:

(Vince being gay.)

(Safety can be cool- Don't text and ride.)

Today at lunch:

(X-treme BIXI-ing)

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Thanks Tush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I got the greatest package since this one.
It was from Butt!
At first I was really excited because I just absolutely adore getting mail, but then I was even more excited when I saw what was inside.

(crying sweet tears of joy)

I now own the world's coolest cell phone *again.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Brigade

I joined a cult.
We go to all the Montreal Impact games and cheer them on.
And we wear matching scarfs.
And drink Kool-Aid.Doug gets wasted at every game.

Arigato Eve!

Eve went to Tokyo, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.Actually, it's not lousy.
Or a t-shirt.

Saturday, May 16, 2009


My mom is soo cool, she has a blackberry.
And she uses it to send me stuff like this.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

It's a big day for ghersionmyjersey!

I'm officially one of those really popular bloggers who gets stuff sent to them in the mail.
Even if the people who are sending it have no idea I have a blog.
Thanks RJ,
Your book is lovely!


Are you sure you want to continue reading this blog. I think you should think about it long and hard before deciding. Because I just discovered something about me so terrifying that I had to blog it. Even if it means the end of ghersionmyjersey.
I just opened my iTunes to check which song I play the most. It was horryfying. I screamed the gayest scream you could ever hear. And that gay scream is less gay than the song. That's how bad it is.
Before I tell you what that song is, allow me to present to you this short disclaimer.
First, I don't really listen to music at work. It's almost impossible for me to write and listen to music at the same time. The lyrics are too distracting.
Second, because I don't listen to music, I have made no effort to obtain any good music on my work computer. So whatever is actually on there happened without much effort.
Ok, fuck it. I have no excuse. It's pathetic. There's not much else to say about it.
Except for I'm sorry.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jeremitos en Espanol

I taught Jeremy how to speak Spanish.

Socks of the Day

If your sister was as cool as mine, she'd go to Amsterdam and bring you back these socks.And if you were as cool as me, you'd actually wear them.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Kool Dogz

Leroy and Doug are starting a gang and they asked me to advertise it on my blog since it obviously gets a lot of hits.
If you're interested and have four legs, just send me a picture of you wearing your stunna shades and I'll pass it along to the studs.

(photo: Alexis Butt Kaplan)

(photo: Gay-F Dumais)

Monday, May 11, 2009

While I wait for Gay-F...

I thought I'd tell you.
I'm really into matching my socks and shoes.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Change of Scenery

Thanks to my Matzoh Ball, I now know what my blog looks like from China. And so do you.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Taking Chances, Taking Measures

I just put hand cream all over my face.
I've had pimples before. I'm not afraid of them.
Wrinkles, on the other hand...

Orange Snack

Orange-u jealous?

Orange Breakfast

of champions.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


I'm eating the best lunch which reminds me of my childhood and makes me happy. And there's nothing you can do to take that away from me.

(tomatoes and avocado with cut-up chicken dogs, quail eggs and pink sauce (ketchup + mayo))