Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Check This Out or Giant Check, Please or Check-oslovakia or Bill Bela-check

Hey guess what, we're making a commercial.
We is my partner Grant, our producer Matt, and I.
The way it works is, we find three potential directors. We tell them the idea. They think about it for a few days. Then they make a fancy presentation of how they see the whole thing happening and how much it'll cost and how many extras we can have in it and all that jazz.
Then we pick our most favoritest one and we call them up and we tell them that they are going to make a lot of money. And everyone is happy.
Today, we picked our director and we called them up and we told them.
And then we did this.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hands Free Fun

It's really convenient when you don't have to use your hands to talk on the phone.
So Grant made me this hands-free headset.
Now, even if I'm on the phone, I can talk with my hands.

Eat.

Drink.

Read.

And talk on my other phone.

Monday, November 28, 2011

U-School Reunion

I had my ten-year high school reunion last Friday.
It was the best two hours of my life since the best 4 years of my life.
Mainly because we wore our uniforms that I've saved for ten years.
And because we had Taco Bell after.

Then Katie went to sleep in her U-School pajamas because she's the coolest.

Swatch of the Day

It's been a while since my last Swatch purchase.
This one's creepy and good.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

TODAY I SENT A PACKAGE

Leave your name and address in the comments and I will send you one too.

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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Miami Dougphins Number 1

I joined a fantasy football league.
I have no idea how to play but I'm already killing it with the logo. TM.
Miami Dougphins 4 Life.

ALL CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT!!!!!

I DIDN'T THINK FARTS COULD GET ANNY FUNNIER UNTIL I HEARD ABOUT SHARTS AND THEN I DIDN'T THINK SHARTS COULD GET ANY FUNNIER UNTIL MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT HER DOG SHARTED THIS MORNING AND NOW I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN AN ADORABLY CUTE DOG SHARTING BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL SHART!!!!!

Friday, August 5, 2011

A Letter from Doug

This is what Doug does when I'm not home. He has terrible punctuation.

Advertising Makes Dreams Come True

For a very long time, I have been dreaming about selling grilled cheese out of my work desk. Today, I made that dream come true.
Actually, I gave them out for free because it was my turn to bring Breakfast. But I'm considering it my soft opening. Soon, I will be rich and fat.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

LOL Boss

My boss is so Hilari-Oh's.
(PS- I'm making that cereal one day.)
Look at our e-mail exchange from last night.
And don't be distracted by those adorable little Dougs, they're just there to protect my boss' identity.
Since this blog is all huge and shit.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dead Dog

Grant, Serifcan (pronounced Sheriff John) and I started this game at work called Dead Dog.
Grant draws a picture of a dead dog, and we add something to it that brings it back to life.
Just like in real life, Grant kills and we revive.
It's hours of unproductive fun.
Today, we did a quick one during a conference call. We're so mature.
Usually there's a reason for the dog's death (like an arrow in the head or it's sawed in half) so it's more challenging.
There was one awesome one where it was a head being chopped on a guillotine and we added a body and a cigarette to the dog as if it was just chillin, smoking a cigarette, reclined against the guillotine. No big whoop.
But I didn't think about taking photos until today and I threw them out.
You will just have to wait until new ones, little ones.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Lady Apple


I made her from the items on my desk so I wouldn't have to do work.
I've grown fearful of her though, mainly because she won't stop staring at me.
I will have to put her in her place, which is my stomach.
Muahahahahaha.