My mom is so awesome.

She asked me to send her a picture of me so she can frame it.
Not even kidding:
Ma: mandame una foto bella tuya.... de tu cara...sola...
Translation: send me a beautiful picture of yourself... of your face... alone
Hahahahahahahahahahah.
I'm peeing my pants reading that.
Hahahahahahahahahah.
Anyway, I sent her this:

*****Update*****
Ma: Ya consegui una bella, ladilla.
Translation: I alreday found a beautiful one, pubic lice.
I swear, look it up.