They're High School Cool

I was so cool in high school cause I listened to the Grateful dead while I wore Grateful Dead paraphernalia. I seriously thought it was cool and not in a "so gay it's cool" way. But then horrible things happened and I stopped wearing my Grateful Dead t-shirts and patches. But today, I rediscovered myself (and my body) while looking for some classic, white Jack Purcell's on the Converse website (and while going to pee). I found these:
And I will purchase them. And then, I will wear them. And you will like it. Even if you hate it. Because if not, I will kill you.