Thursday, July 31, 2008

Strike Out

Last week was my friend Alex's birthday.
I couldn't make it to his dinner so Julie and I had to come up with a plan to make up for it.
We did. And it was awesome/edible.
Unfortunately, it totally backfired and sucked balls when everyone canceled our weekly baseball game due to the unforeseen circumstances that they are all giant pussies.At first, it was all going smoothly...
But then, we had frosting issues.
We ditched the frosting and resorted to "Twizzler's Pull-N-Peel".
Safe!
Happy Fucking Birthday Alex.
Your gift is in my fridge.

2 comments:

jennifer said...

great safe with the twizlers! u're brilliant and i fuckin glove u!

ghersionmyjersey said...

was that "fuckin glove" you an intentional baseball pun?
if so, you are a true genius and i am proud to call you my sister. if not, i don't glove you at all.