Baby Pills (that's french immigrant for birth control)

Baby Pills are the devil.
They ruined my life for 6 days.
They made me depressed and emotional and cry for no reason. In public.
I also got in an 8th-grade-style phone fight with my French lover.
Seriously, I think having a baby would have been cooler.
At least I would have made more money.
I wish I had some EMO pictures to put up here to make this post credible, but instead all i have is these rather gay ones.
Here they are anyway.
Oh, this was in new york.