Strike Out

Last week was my friend Alex's birthday.
I couldn't make it to his dinner so Julie and I had to come up with a plan to make up for it.
We did. And it was awesome/edible.
Unfortunately, it totally backfired and sucked balls when everyone canceled our weekly baseball game due to the unforeseen circumstances that they are all giant pussies.At first, it was all going smoothly...
But then, we had frosting issues.
We ditched the frosting and resorted to "Twizzler's Pull-N-Peel".
Safe!
Happy Fucking Birthday Alex.
Your gift is in my fridge.

BOUILLA! (that's french for BOOYA!)

I've been taking "French for Retards (FR-001) " at College LaSalle.
Yesterday was our final exam and I did pretty fucking well considering the fact that all I did was eat tofu and draw phallic pictures with Janina every class.Je rock le Français.

She's Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

I was sitting at my desk yesterday and I saw Princess Diana. I swear.
Look in the (left) side mirror.

Suck it

My mouth is famous.

What has your stupid mouth done lately?

Bonjour Dickhead

If you are reading this and you work at Sid Lee,
WATCH OUT FOR MONSIEUR DICKIE!!!

My Friends are So Original

Sit On This

I am backing up all my shit onto an external hard drive right now and I just found a pretty sweet flyer I made back in February of 2006. Check:

Dr. Ghersi

(deciding which Facebook picture to put up)

Jayne: my goddamn fucking ocd

im taking an hour to decide which one

out of 2

haaa its killing me

me: the latter

Jayne: love you

me: haha

They're High School Cool

I was so cool in high school cause I listened to the Grateful dead while I wore Grateful Dead paraphernalia. I seriously thought it was cool and not in a "so gay it's cool" way. But then horrible things happened and I stopped wearing my Grateful Dead t-shirts and patches. But today, I rediscovered myself (and my body) while looking for some classic, white Jack Purcell's on the Converse website (and while going to pee). I found these:
And I will purchase them. And then, I will wear them. And you will like it. Even if you hate it. Because if not, I will kill you.

A Documented Documented Spelling Disorder

Alexis: a toupe

haha how hte hell do u spellt hat

Alexis: toooo pay

me: toupee?

Alexis: no ida

idea

me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toupee

i win

Alexis: i lose

loose

hahahahaha

?

me: lose!

Alexis: o

me: hahahah

Alexis: i lose again

but really i win

cuz i learned how to spell lose

me: true

God Bless New Jersey

This weekend was an All-American/All-Amazing Adventure.
I drove down to Jersey with my two favorite Freedomies for Jayne's birthday. We rocked out to Thunder Road as we approached the incredibly underrated town of Chester, where Jayne lives.
The house is just a slice of heaven. Especially when your friends are in it. They have a huge backyard where we played a day-long game of batting and fielding. They have guitar hero projected onto a giant screen in the basement. Right next to the drum set. They have a live-in chef (who also happens to be Jayne's brother, Travis) who makes delicious ribs and truffles. They have chickens! that walk! And they also have old U-School year books and pictures. Obviously, we had the best time there.
And as if that wasn't fun enough, Chester was having a car show on Sunday so we stopped so Jeremy could take pictures and get his pants damp. Then we ate at Friendly's, which made my pants damp. Then Yoann felt left out so he peed in his pants.