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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Where shopping is an orgasm

Today, thanks to Butt, I joined a very special group on Facebook.

What I think is cool about me is that I'm never too cool to post a comment or write on the wall. (Was that an oxymoron?)

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

All Grown Up

Um, JF fucking rocks.
He's so not a hipster. Hipsters don't do this:

That's right. Housework.
I didn't even tell him I was coming over. He was seriously just doing that.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Anne-Marie (his girlfriend) was doing this:

It's tuna tartare. Miam (that's French for "Yum").
And it was probably delicious.
Just another day of "pure domestic bliss" at the JF/Anne-Marie household.

But anyway, that's just how they do.
They're pretty much adults. I gotta grow up here.
I'm gonna go make myself some coffee.

Swatch of the Day

Date: 2008
Features: Can be used to write notes.

So Janina

This is what happens when you porn-tongue a dude witha beard.
No, not the eyes. The little red bumps all over her face.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Laura Kim Makes Canadian History!

My Jappy, I mean Gooky, friend Laura purchased a Marc Jacobs bag from Neiman Marcus, via telephone, last week. She originally wanted to purchase online but unfortunately they wouldn't ship to Canada. Racists. So she had to seal the deal via telephone which I think is so Sear's catalogue.

So not 2008.

Anyway, today, this chick that sits by me at work started convulsing after receiving this e-mail:

I'm convinced it's because of Laura. She's Korean and that means she's also a bitch and I'm sure she scared the shit out of the woman on the phone. Good work, LK.