"I can't hear you, it sounds like shit."'

I lost my cell phone and didn't notice until like 20 minutes later.

When I retraced my steps, I found it in the public bathroom of Berri U'QAM.

And by "in" I really mean on the floor. Next to the toilet.

It basically looked like this:

I'm pretty sure I've been walking around with poo in my ear.