Alexis' and Jayne's Big Day!

My friends Jayne and Alexis (Butt, duh) were on TV.
Not only that, but they were on MTV, the epitome of cool.
Not only that that, but they were on the VMA's which are on MTV, the epitome of the epitome of cool.
Not only that that that, but they performed with Taylor Swift* at the VMA's which are on MTV, the epitome of the epitome of the epitome of cool.
Basically, my friends are the infinity epitome of coolness. It would probably burn your eyes just to look at them.
Be careful watching the video.

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If you're a dorky Canadian like me, watch the video here.
ps- They're 25, not 12 like their outfits might suggest. They had to make the casting cut. Strategy, people!

*In case you don't know cause you're like 67 and living in an oversized hermit crab shell in a remote island with no internet or TV or life, she won best video. Hello, Kanye. Seriously, get with it. You disgust me.

****************************************UPDATE******************************************
Alexis: can you also add that shes the number 1 best selling artist in the last 12 months

beating out beyonce and micheal jacksons greatest hits

adn KANYE