Monday, January 19, 2009


First of all, calm the fuck down people.
Secondly, I just got the lamest chocolate bar of my entire life. (This includes the time when I lived in a third world country where the chocolate is laced with shit.)
I finally tried Caramilk after living in this dorky city for two years. And it really surprised me. You know why? Because there's no fucking caramel.Please look at how it's dripping with caramel in the packaging. And then look at that dry crusty block in my hand.
Oh, I get it. That's not actually caramel in the picture. In fact, it's bullshit that's oozing out of that milk chocolatey bar.
Whatever. Don't buy this shitbar.

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