Delirious Puppy

I'm still at work finishing this fucking pitch that I love/hate all at the same time.
While I was waiting for the document to be packaged so I can go over it, I found this comment on Doug's page from when he was puppy of the day on the Daily Puppy.
Larry Bosco can suck it.
I sent him this friendly message.
Then I found this comment from some other loser.
I was gonna e-mail this bitch but look.
That picture looked fake and she didn't have any pictures of puppies up on her page and also, her name is fucking whack. So instead, I told on her to The Daily Puppy.
Fuck, I forgot to screen shot that but the message was really long and dorky.
I'll update when they reply.

You Would've Knocked

See that empty spot in the window directly behind Gay-F?
This used to be there.
But the security guard knocked on the window and told us to take it down.
Or maybe he was horny.

Pardon My Blog

It has been brought to my attention, by Jess obviously because she's a bitch like that, that my blog has been sucking lately.
I just wanted to apologize.
But I actually have to work now.
I no longer get paid to entertain you.
I still do entertaining things, I just don't have the time to show you.
But worry not, when i come out of this, I'll do my best to fill you in on what you missed.
Until then, here's a little preview of the fun to come...

This is where I work.

This what I do.

This too.

And this.

And this.

Ode to the Ode

My sister started a blog a few weeks ago.
It's the opposite of mine.
She's the opposite of me.
I lover her more than anyone in the world.

These are my favorite titles
Thirty, Flirty, and Diamond Studs!
Ohhh, the BREEZES
A "hit" turns into a "hit-on"

STRIKE BOARD

I'm working on a pitch with Leo, Jeremy, YoYo and Gay-F (and some others).
Every time your phone rings and interrupts the process, you get a point.
You don't want to get a point.
Today is day 11.Prize/Penalty: To Be Determined.
(ideas welcomed)

La Papito de Gay-Efo

If you read this blog you obviously know Gay-F is the coolest cat on the planet that's not an actual cat.
Today I found out he gets all his awesomeness from his pops.
Just look at the pictures he sent him from his trip to Cuba.He's so awesome. He belongs on the blogs.

Shout Out 2 My Sister

If you're an architect and hiring, you should give my sis a job so this lovely little desktop can adorn your office. Unfortunately for you, the Grateful Dead poster in the background is not included.

Dougs Not Drugs

I'm a Fucking Star...

A. Giant. Loser. Star.(click the yellow)
Oh sorry.
You have to go to the top right to open the Sid TV menu and then click on my big fat head.

Les Trublions de Tremblant

I went to Tremblant with the Frenchies.
Both human and dog kind.
No matter how serious YoYo looks in this picture, it was oodles of fun.
Guess what this is:Here's a hint:You win:

Today I look like a Suburban middle schooler from the 90's.

Jealous?