Dave is so Pretty

Best Invention Ever!!!

I've always dreamed of having a tattoo but am too big of a pussy to actually get it. I just don't think there's anything in this world that I know I'll love forever (except for hot dogs and my mom but I don't want that). But this morning I was browsin' the web and I discovered the best solution to all my problems... Temporary Henna Tattoos! It's like this new Indian spice paste thingie that lasts like a month! I'm so excited!!!! I am planning on getting something really hot and sexy for Jelsen and B's wedding.
I'm really into tribal arm bands...

Barbed wire is also cool!

Nothing Amazing

The truck came back with just tape. Bummer.

XXX JF Strikes Again XXX

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This funny truck always parks in front of JF's desk in our new space (oh, I moved again). After a week of staring at it, JF came up with the most brilliant plan to ever hit this blog.
Yes, it beats the coconut ball.

This is the amazing truck.
And the planning begins.
Figuring out some techincal issues.
Making the magic happen.
Moral Support.
Look at the pride in his eye.

And Success!

If this truck rolls up on Tuesday (Monday's a holiday) with porn still on it I'll have to do something really amazing... I have until Tuesday to figure it out. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Oh that Mr.T!

Remember this post?
Dafna sent me pictures of the Mr.T onesie in action.
Check out how my presents make people (and babies) really happy.

Life Imitates Fart

Sometimes Jeremy writes me love notes.

Check out my latest desktop

Trying To Find Myself (continued)

After Laura admitted she had sent me the e-mail from myself, and after I told her I thought the idea was awesome, she said "It’s not a new idea...u once did it on my computer. The credit belongs to you."
I genuinely think I'm awesome.

Trying To Find Myself

I went to the doctor during lunch and when I got back, I had this e-mail waiting in my inbox. I love it.
I'll let you know who it is.

Just like God, the world wide web works in mysterious ways

http://ghersionmyjersey.blogspot.com/

http://ghersionmyjersey.blogpsot.com/

JF and the Giant Apple

We went to play/watch the new Grand Theft Auto at Jeremy's apt. last Friday. It was especially nice cause Anne Marie was there and she's not really into video games. That's also why JF didn't tell her what we were doing until they got there.
Good thing we had food to entertain her. Bad thing we ate it. Everything except for the giant apple which we really only bought because it was giant.
Anne Marie got bored and sleepy. I think it was the McCroquettes (that's Quebecker for McNuggets).
Many hours and handjobs later she was sleeping on the couch. After she woke up she was ready to go. It was 11 now. JF was ready to compromise when Anne Marie spotted the giant apple. She's in advertising so she came up with a really cool idea (TM) to make JF eat it in exchange for an extra hour of playing. If you've read my blog before, you obviously know that he did. And you also know that I documented it. In video.

Pay Day!!!

Last Thursday everyone got their envelopes with their checks and direct deposit receipts at work. I never got one.
But today I finally got it in the mail.
At work.
From work.
Awesome!

You may or may not know that my good friends and I are all pretty much obsessed with The Daily Puppy. Every day, the first thing we do is check our e-mail to see the puppy of the day. We've been doing this for quite a while now. It's our passion. Our raison d'etre even.
We've always dreamed of one of our puppies making it on there. Today, our prayers have been answered. Not so much by the Daily Puppy. (Alli had image size issues). Instead, by ghersionmyjersey.blogspot.com.

I present to you,
Cooper the Goldendoodle!

Happy Birthday Dave!

Dave's 30th birthday was on April 4th and we sent him the best package cause he lives in LA now and we miss him. It had 30 bags of his favorite chips (all-dressed) which you can't find in the States, a Rated Rookies t-shirt, some lovely photobooth pictures of Laura and myself, and the most incredible birthday card to ever exist in the history of the universe. Obviously, JF made it.
Now that he already received it, you can see for yourself.




This is how much he loved it.

Yet Another Day at the Office

It was a hard day at work today.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

How cool would it be if "The Daily Puppy" was paying me $30/month to advertise on my blog?
REALLY COOL.
But they're not.

Oh, YoYo

Every other week they send out an e-mail at work updating us with what's happening with old and new projects, new people, etc. A couple weeks ago, Yoann was in it (since he started about a month ago) and they asked him a couple questions. One of which he answered in the coolest way possible. I highlighted it in green for you.

Translation:
Sid Lee: "Do you like to dance?"
Yoann: "Yes, a lot."

The "beaucoup" part gets me every time!!!

And he wasn't kidding: