Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Lady Apple


I made her from the items on my desk so I wouldn't have to do work.
I've grown fearful of her though, mainly because she won't stop staring at me.
I will have to put her in her place, which is my stomach.
Muahahahahaha.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

If I ever got a tattoo...

But then my mom would kill me and I would have paid all that money for like a day of enjoyment.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Swatch of the Day

I got a package in the mail from Malaysia!!!
Malaysia is not only a country in Southeast Asia, but also my pet name for GayF.
I love sports just slightly more than I love Swatch so this one's made for me.
Thanks, homefreedomfry!
(Not sure what's cuter, that note or my nail)

Monday, November 22, 2010

A letter from a faraway desk...

Coral sent me a letter!
Prove it, you say?
Uh, ok, don't mind if I do.
Told ya, idiot. Geez.
And if you think that's about as awesome as any person can get, you're so wrong it's not even hysterical. Because look at what Coral had for lunch.Uh, yeah, those are bagel bites, duh, everyone knows that. God, you're dumb.
And if you're also wondering how far this letter has traveled, I'll show you because I'm a really kind human being who wants nothing but to do good.That's it, god, what more do you want?
YOU ARE SO DEMANDING, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAAAAAAD, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Monday, October 11, 2010

It's fun living with Ashli!

Open the cupboard for a surprise...
Yay! Milk in the cupboard!
Silly, Silly Fishface wasn't even drunkie!