I made her from the items on my desk so I wouldn't have to do work.
I've grown fearful of her though, mainly because she won't stop staring at me.
I will have to put her in her place, which is my stomach.
Muahahahahaha.

Told ya, idiot. Geez.
Uh, yeah, those are bagel bites, duh, everyone knows that. God, you're dumb.
That's it, god, what more do you want?