Oh, this isn't how you Dougie?

A Letter from Doug

This is what Doug does when I'm not home. He has terrible punctuation.

Advertising Makes Dreams Come True

For a very long time, I have been dreaming about selling grilled cheese out of my work desk. Today, I made that dream come true.
Actually, I gave them out for free because it was my turn to bring Breakfast. But I'm considering it my soft opening. Soon, I will be rich and fat.