Monday, November 22, 2010

A letter from a faraway desk...

Coral sent me a letter!
Prove it, you say?
Uh, ok, don't mind if I do.
Told ya, idiot. Geez.
And if you think that's about as awesome as any person can get, you're so wrong it's not even hysterical. Because look at what Coral had for lunch.Uh, yeah, those are bagel bites, duh, everyone knows that. God, you're dumb.
And if you're also wondering how far this letter has traveled, I'll show you because I'm a really kind human being who wants nothing but to do good.That's it, god, what more do you want?
YOU ARE SO DEMANDING, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAAAAAAD, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!