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Miami Dougphins Number 1

I joined a fantasy football league.
I have no idea how to play but I'm already killing it with the logo. TM.
Miami Dougphins 4 Life.

ALL CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT!!!!!

I DIDN'T THINK FARTS COULD GET ANNY FUNNIER UNTIL I HEARD ABOUT SHARTS AND THEN I DIDN'T THINK SHARTS COULD GET ANY FUNNIER UNTIL MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT HER DOG SHARTED THIS MORNING AND NOW I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN AN ADORABLY CUTE DOG SHARTING BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL SHART!!!!!

Oh, this isn't how you Dougie?

A Letter from Doug

This is what Doug does when I'm not home. He has terrible punctuation.

Advertising Makes Dreams Come True

For a very long time, I have been dreaming about selling grilled cheese out of my work desk. Today, I made that dream come true.
Actually, I gave them out for free because it was my turn to bring Breakfast. But I'm considering it my soft opening. Soon, I will be rich and fat.

Bring Your Doug to Work Day

I made it up.