Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dead Dog

Grant, Serifcan (pronounced Sheriff John) and I started this game at work called Dead Dog.
Grant draws a picture of a dead dog, and we add something to it that brings it back to life.
Just like in real life, Grant kills and we revive.
It's hours of unproductive fun.
Today, we did a quick one during a conference call. We're so mature.
Usually there's a reason for the dog's death (like an arrow in the head or it's sawed in half) so it's more challenging.
There was one awesome one where it was a head being chopped on a guillotine and we added a body and a cigarette to the dog as if it was just chillin, smoking a cigarette, reclined against the guillotine. No big whoop.
But I didn't think about taking photos until today and I threw them out.
You will just have to wait until new ones, little ones.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Lady Apple


I made her from the items on my desk so I wouldn't have to do work.
I've grown fearful of her though, mainly because she won't stop staring at me.
I will have to put her in her place, which is my stomach.
Muahahahahaha.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

If I ever got a tattoo...

But then my mom would kill me and I would have paid all that money for like a day of enjoyment.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Swatch of the Day

I got a package in the mail from Malaysia!!!
Malaysia is not only a country in Southeast Asia, but also my pet name for GayF.
I love sports just slightly more than I love Swatch so this one's made for me.
Thanks, homefreedomfry!
(Not sure what's cuter, that note or my nail)

Monday, November 22, 2010

A letter from a faraway desk...

Coral sent me a letter!
Prove it, you say?
Uh, ok, don't mind if I do.
Told ya, idiot. Geez.
And if you think that's about as awesome as any person can get, you're so wrong it's not even hysterical. Because look at what Coral had for lunch.Uh, yeah, those are bagel bites, duh, everyone knows that. God, you're dumb.
And if you're also wondering how far this letter has traveled, I'll show you because I'm a really kind human being who wants nothing but to do good.That's it, god, what more do you want?
YOU ARE SO DEMANDING, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAAAAAAD, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!