Kool Dogz

Leroy and Doug are starting a gang and they asked me to advertise it on my blog since it obviously gets a lot of hits.

If you're interested and have four legs, just send me a picture of you wearing your stunna shades and I'll pass it along to the studs.

(photo: Alexis Butt Kaplan)

(photo: Gay-F Dumais)

While I wait for Gay-F...

I thought I'd tell you.
I'm really into matching my socks and shoes.

Change of Scenery

Thanks to my Matzoh Ball, I now know what my blog looks like from China. And so do you.

Taking Chances, Taking Measures

I just put hand cream all over my face.
I've had pimples before. I'm not afraid of them.
Wrinkles, on the other hand...

Orange Snack

Orange-u jealous?

Orange Breakfast

of champions.

QUE RICO!!!

I'm eating the best lunch which reminds me of my childhood and makes me happy. And there's nothing you can do to take that away from me.

(tomatoes and avocado with cut-up chicken dogs, quail eggs and pink sauce (ketchup + mayo))