Sleepy Sissy

My mom just e-mailed me this picture of my sister.
I bet she's having really beautiful dreams.

Father and Son

That's really all.
PS- I love you.

MySpace. Not yours. Mine.

I just logged into MySpace after about 2 years.
CRAZY things have happened since then.
Actually, not really.
But my profile page is just as awesome as before.
PS: Spencer's!!!!!!!
PPS: I love you.

Smaller is Better

When you get hired as a designer at 123Klan, this is part of your job.
That's the kind of place I'd like to work at one day.
Felicitocianos a el familio 123 Klandestinos!

How to Keep Peeps Away

Such a Faux Pas-ckage!

Yesterday at work, Gay-F received a record he ordered from some company in Gainesville, Florida. Since Dan lived there for like 6 years, we thought it would be funny to make him think it was for him. And since he decided to go for like a two hour lunch yesterday, we had plenty of time to make it happen.For some obnoxious reason, both Gay-F and Dan got the world's most serious phonecalls when Dan finally began to open it so I was left to giggle like a fool all by myself.
Dan examined it for like an hour before opening it. He looked very confused.
Oh wait, he always looks liek that! Burrrrrn.When Dan saw what it was, he giggled.
But not even out loud so the person on the phone wouldn't hear.
It was somehow pretty lame but awesome at the same time.
Hey Reader, I Love You.

Can I borrow a tomato?

Luca brought me the best fucking wallet from the Big Apple!

No, not that one...

This one!

Obviously

Ping-Pong anyone?

Janina got me this mini ping-pong set!
How good would I look playing mini ping-pong with my MAXI watch?
This good:

Swatch of the Day

Look-a what Luca got in New York!
It would look so much nicer on my wrist than on his wall.
I'm so jealous I could go to his house in the middle of the night and steal it right after I sit down in his kitchen and eat all his cookies. And once I have it in my hands, I would watch him creepily while he sleeps just to keep the audience on the edge of their seats, thinking that he'll wake up any second and catch me int he act. But I don't know where he lives.

I can't wait for my boobs to touch Lil Wayne's Face

I got a pretty sa-weet new shirt, courtesy of RJ, aka the coolest Hollywoodian (Florida, duh).
I've decided to wear this temporary tear drop tattoo all day long to go with the theme.
Thanks Laura Kim Jong Il, aka the coolest North Korean, for delivering it to me so safely and smelling like kimchee.
Just Joshin Ya! It actually smells like calbi.
Beeteedubs, did I ever tell you about the time my friend and I spent the entire flight from Arkansas to Florida sitting next to Lil Wayne and making him prove to us that he was in fact the guy in the album cover I was holding in my hand?
This was like 10 years ago. I think the album was "Tha Block is Hot" and I had no idea who he was. Another girl who loved him was also on the trip with us and had told us.
I remember asking him things like "If this is really you, then why aren't you in first class?" and "There's no tear drop tattoo in this picture".
(He said he got a last minute flight and he got the tattoo after.)
I still didn't believe him so I reached over and touched his "fur" coat (which he wore throughout the entire flight) and said "This isn't even real".
I think he found the entire ordeal pretty entertaining. I mean who wouldn't think that's the most fun in the world?
PS- I was a fat kid.

Moustard on my Foot

I just customized and then ordered the most incredible shoes in the world.
There's not much more to say about it.
And I thought I already had the coolest shoes on today. Pffff.

**********UPDATE: I customized the shoes on zazzle.ca***********