Friday, June 20, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It's time for... Spot What's Funny!

I'm moving to this delicious town

It's heaven on earth.

The Miranda's Got Chickens!

One of my favorite families in the universe is The Miranda's. They live out in Chester New Jersey where there's not much except for nice people, the Chester Diner and some misplaced Mexicans. Oh and hamburger cake (although it's not exactly in Chester). Their house is awesome and has tons of acres of land where we ride the ATV and play baseball. It's my second home.
Recently, as in yesterday, the Miranda's got chickens. Six of them. They're fucking precious (see below) and the best part is that they were born only two days ago. Do you know what tat means? Yesterday, they were actually born yesterday. Obviously Jayne and I are obsessed with this since it was the best opportunity to make 45-year-old dad jokes using the expression "well they weren't born yesterday". I wasn't there so it was up to Jayne to squeeze the old saying into conversation as smoothly and as many times as possible. She got it in there 9 times in the short span of about 6 hours. Her parents also got in on the action and together, they managed to say it about 21 times. The Mirandas rule.


Monday, June 16, 2008

A Real Wiener!

Jeremy sent me this to thank LPSizzles and me for the birthday post.

Happy Birthday Jérémy!


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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Butt to the Rescue!

When you can't come up with anything to write for the displays in the shoestore you're working on, you should go online and ask your friend Butt to help you. You'll end up with really cool lines.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Sibling Rivalry 2.0

While enjoying Facebook, my good friend Alexis Megan Kaplan (aka Butt) spotted a message her older lawyer brother had posted on a friend's wall.
(Read from bottom to top). In the message, her brother made a mistake. Alexis decided to correct that mistake.

It's pretty clear that Alexis won. It's also pretty clear that 2008 fucking rocks.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Meet Kathleen the Christian

This is Kathleen. She's one of my favorite persons in the world.
She's really smart and white and Minnesotan... but she speaks Spanish!
She's so cool she doesn't even read my blog!
Yes, she's that cool.
Unlike you. Loser.

Shout Out to the Gunshine State!

Look at what I saw at Ikea on rainy Saturday.

Meet the Parents

This weekend I went to meet my future puppy's parents.
They are French bulldogs and they are the most precious little angels on planet Earth.
Doug (my future puppy) is still in the womb so I won't be able to have him until early September. I will keep you posted, however, with any pictures I may have available.
Such as this one showcasing the proud couple.

Photograph courtesy of LPsizzles.